If your daughter walked up to you and told you she was pregnant… but she claims to be a virgin, you wouldn’t believe her. Specially if she’s been dating this guy and were being serious. And then she tells you god did it.
Now this is a person you know and love.
When someone tells you this about a person whose entire profile is based on a story told by hearsay, then how the hell do you dare believe that?
…some Insta-beard pills I could have?
He’s a huge bastard.
Killing innocent people all the time. He annoys me too.
I had to add the word vagina to my phones dictionary.