October 2011
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“So, yeah I’m pretty much ridiculously in love with Phelicia.”
– Stephen Parker (via disturbingthemind)
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Watchalwaysscomingbackhometoyou:
“I was born deaf and 8 weeks ago I received a hearing implant. This is the video of them turning it on and me hearing myself for the first time :) Edit: For those of you who have asked the implant I received was Esteem offered by Envoy Medical”
sloanchurman
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inthewoodsofebriurecon-deactiva asked: Follow Mysti haha :]
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September 2011
Every time I look at my business cards, I think of American Psycho.
Hahaha
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Excited over new phone:
kilink:
PHONE MUST BE LEFT CHARGING FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE USE…
PHONE:
Me:
Always
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
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How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Shit
I hate country music.
Guess what my boss puts on to “soothe the office”? Yep. You got it.
Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Pedophiles aren’t all bad. At least they slow down for school zones.
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I'm Alone!
In my office, that is.
Time to act like Dwight!
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voyageofthewolves-deactivated20 asked: whats your job now? Exciting! And if you find a bullet belt, make sure it's buy one get one free and then send that shit my way. -__-
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