Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.
My job is so shitty I wish I could overthrow my boss. It’s like this oppressive regimewhere only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I workmarathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where theblueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only one true profitcenter. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.
I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfallof good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all radicalized?
Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won’t say any more because I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.
Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t blow up in my face.
Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!
I would very much like to get my band’s latest album out there to all my followers. We ran into some bureaucratic bullshit surrounding its release and it hasn’t fully surfaced yet.
That being said it has popped up online in different fashions. I’ll post some links below to different blogs offerring it for download. I really just want to get this out there. If you’d like to pay for it, please do. If not, download it and give it to all your friends.
Please reblog to all your fantastic followers.
SP and Arkhum
You can hear this track and 9 other tracks on our new album “Earthling.”
My name is Stephen Parker and I am a freelance mixing engineer from Eugene, Oregon. A little history about me is as follows. I’ve been playing music for 10 years and I’ve been recording for 6. I run my own small home studio dubbed The Wilderness. I have a masters certificate from the Berklee College of Music in Music Production and Technology and I’ve worked with many artists over the years.
Cult of Unholy Shadows
Gromkvlt The Will of a Million
Jeff Lane (scored music for his audio book “Crush Depth”)
That’s just a small list of the artists I’ve worked with recently and the list keeps growing. My main area of expertise is mixing and mastering black/death metal bands. But I’m always open to attempting new projects!
Recording - $50-75/day (depending on the intensity of the project.)
Mixing - $40/song
Mastering - $30/song
Composing - $$ Depends on project
Audio Editing - $100/project
Audio Clean Up (Izotope RX/Denoiser/Declipper) - $50/track
Email me at the address above and we can talk about your needs! Whether you need beats mapped, a song mixed, a guitar solo laid down, or whatever! I can definitely lend my hand to what you require! My main system is Pro Tools and Logic 9 Pro.
Thank you and I hope to speak to you soon!
Help me get the word out by reblogging this! I can work remotely as well!
—Artificer; or the Contingency of Suns
Listen to all of my band’s new album on Bandcamp!
I have tons of followers and if you all just listen to ONE song that would make me erect!
Listen to either Re Vera, Agglomeration Edict or The Backbone of Night!
For any of my new followers…I’m in a band called Arkhum and we have a new album coming out in less than two weeks. The album is called Earthling and features ten tracks on it, clocking in at just over an hour.
Here is a song from the album entitled Agglomeration Edict.
New Arkhum track!
Called Agglomeration Edict! Reblog and get the word out for me!
Arkhum release show!
If you live in the surrounding areas come hang out with us!
If you like black metal and piano junk go listen to this.
Or don’t…and be a dick.
I get paid for this…so do it!
Shameless self promotion!
Do you ever feel like vegetables are liars? They can’t even show their true colors, they hide behind that skin. They need to realize that the times have changed. Society raised them believing that if they were to express their true nature, they’d be hated or even beat.
Please stop this. I beg you. Reblog and spread the word about vegetable rights!
We’re posting a new song very VERY soon! In less than a week!
Arkhum - Cenancestor (Rehearsal)
Watch and hear a new Arkhum tune!
Arkhum - Artificer (Rehearsal)