Go make a PBJ tortilla…right now.
Why is this so damn good?
I have perfectly great bread in my kitchen…BUT TORTILLAS.
I would like to learn more about my followers.
Send me some junk and tell me more about yourself.
Where do you live?
What’s your favorite pizza topping?
What’s the last thing you said to yourself out loud?
How many toes were you born with? How many do you currently have?
What’s your sexual preference?
What do you think is the best way to test new vaccines and products of any kind?
What’s my favorite food?
Or ask me something about myself.
No matter how hard I try to eat healthy, I will never be able to divorce pizza.
Dinner with friends at IHOP.
It’s SO awesome that I get invited to dinner when I’m trying to be on a diet/cleanse.
I want this so bad right now.
It’s hard to go on a diet when things like pizza exist.
Nature’s tastiest prank.
…Phelicia and I had some crazy after sex munchies…so we asked Chrysalis if she wanted to go on an adventure with us to get food! Now finding a vegan place open at 2 in the morning was going to be near impossible.
We set out on this journey on my maroon steed, battle ready with armor and all! As the journey began my horse squealed because having three grown humans, who are wearing suits of armor, atop one horse is quite illogical. As we traveled around the bend there were many fallen trees in our path, but we managed sluggishly hop our way over every last one.
As we galloped down a long stretch of the road to the next village, we saw a lone knight in the distance.
“Oh no!” Phelicia screamed.
This was exactly the case….’oh no.’ These knights were previously guards for the treacherous queen. They reek of manure and hate. You can hear their monstrous steeds’ legs crack under the weight with every step. They were not to be fucked with. Lady Chrysalis was able to cast a spell to cloak us, but only for a few short moments! We hurried past this knight without even being seen!
As we got some distance away from him he turned around and practically ignored us. Once we were free of that terror, we realized we were close to the next town. Many giggles of joy were let out but us three. A wise man back in our village told us that there was a shop in which they were open at all hours. Whether under the moon or sun, they were open!
We finally see it with our eyes! We stopped our horse, got off and danced to Nine Inch Nails’ track ‘Closer’. There it was! We get up to the door and with our smiles from ear to ear we knocked!
There was no answer. We had been deceived. There were in fact closed.
And that’s the story of how we found out that Sonic is not open at 2 in the morning!
I think I’m going to start a vlog.
It’s gonna be about music, sex, PBJs and cereal.
Any preliminary viewers?