You’re Never Alone When You Have Jesus.
Three Jews walk into a sauna.
And then God created Saturn… And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
I had someone tell me intelligent design has nothing to do with religion or God.
If God were a vehicle, he’d be an ice cream van.
It brings joy to those that find it, but people who follow it closely are likely to be paedophiles.
One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
Is so fuckin’ terrible.
What in god’s imaginary name were they thinking?!
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of food.
God: Mr. Steve Jobs! Welcome to heaven!
Steve: God, wh.. wow, I’m dead.. A.. Am I really in heaven right now?
God: Yes you are boy, now since you made it here, you have one wish. Just one wish for something to happen on Earth and I will make it come true.
Steve: Awesome! I can wish for anything?
BBC News: “Blackberry’s disastrous week after millions of users experienced outages in their Blackberry services.”
Today I saw a building entitled “Christian Science…” and I just thought “Oxymoron”.