
I’m on the archives. I know it’s not tough to do..but it’s still awesome.
Porn glasses.
I have a manhood problem and it’s hard to get rid of.
Thank god I have a desk to sit at!
Sorry to all you virgins out there.
…said I look like Kid Rock.
I don’t know whether to laugh or kill him.
It really bothers me when people have a little bit of scruff on their face and they go around saying shit like “YOU’RE NOT A MAN UNLESS YOU HAVE A BEARD.”
“BEARDS FOR LIFE!”
“IF YOU DON’T HAVE A BEARD…I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YOU.”
It bothers me. I have a bit of retarded facial hair…and I, in no way, have a beard.